Wakey, Wakey, Eggs and Bakey....

SO this morning started out like any other morning as mom and I showered and walked around the house getting ready and putting Manny in his kennel etc so then we got in the car and headed to my mom's work but then decided that maybe we should stop at Starbuck's because I'm SO into Starbuck's so we did and I heard the barista's familiar "what can we get started for you this morning" question which dad says they do so that you will feel at home no matter what Starbuck's you go to anywhere in the world which is SO cool and part of the reason why I'm SO into them but then I heard something unfamiliar that basically sounded like blah blah blah EXTRA blah blah blah SHOT blah blah blah ESPRESSO and so now i have like all of this energy that i didn't expect and it's really cool but it is making me think really fast and everything is going a million miles an hour but i like it a lot and i just can't stop and it got me to thinking about all of these things but i can't focus on one particular thing because as soon as i do something even COOLER pops into my head so that is what i think i want to talk about but as soon as i start that something even COOLER pops in to my head an so on so i guess I'll just try to tell you what I'm thinking as we go and BTW i think my womb is changing colors because even though i don't recognize them as colors there are definitely lighter spots and darker spots and it kind of reminds me of a techno club and i think what would make this experience even more interesting would be to rock some tunes on my ipod while i observe the changing shades so let me see what i have loaded up oh here is a good one "We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time no no we could dance and party (party) all night and drink some cherry wine ah ha na na na na na na NA NA!" OH that was fun that song is great to party to and I'm SO glad that I have it and speaking of the womb i think i could totally float from one side to the other in less than a second because i found if i scrunched my legs up and pushed against one wall i could TOTALLY get to the other side super fast so here i go watch me was that one second i'm not sure but it TOTALLY felt like one second or even less but just to be sure let's try it again so get your timer ready are you ready ok go how was that was that a second or less i really think it was that time but just to be SUPER sure let's do it one more time ready go ok how was that i think that might have been a bit over a second because my little legs are TIRED but speaking of things i can do really fast i am sure that i can do 10 little monkeys in under a minute because i am FLYING right now and my mind is moving wicked fast so here we go check this out 10 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 9 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 8 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 7 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 6 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 4 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 3 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 2 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed 1 little monkey jumping on the bed he fell down and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed how was that was it under a minute i think it was or even if it was a bit over a minute that is still TOTALLY impressive so don't even try to lie and i think that was just AWESOME so feel free to write in and tell me how impressed you were and speaking of writing in i'd like to say hello to a new maddiepandfriends member named kagger who is super cool and was born on Halloween (SCARY!) and is the son of my dad's friends and i can't wait until we get to hang out back in Boston because i just KNOW it will be so much fun and even though he can't be here for my arrival i know he will be checking the internet regularly to make sure that my arrival goes as planned.......................................

OMG, I am suddenly SO tired! I don't even know what just happened?! Talk about CRAZY! Anyhoo, I think I am going to have to sign off now and go take a nap. I do like sleeping a lot, and I really don't think I can write anymore until I snooze for at least 12 hours. I hope I don't hear "EXTRA blah blah blah SHOT blah blah blah ESPRESSO" anytime soon because I am just WIPED!

Later......

SO into:

• Blankets
• Toast
• Butterflies
• Jokes

SO not:

• ATM Fees
• Floss
• Schedules
• Snakes